Population | 841 million |
Capital | the biggest lizard you've ever seen |
Currency | 5 peso coin |
Animal | Lizard |
The Lézard Absurde of Angevin-Romanov Crimea is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 841 million lizardin are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the biggest lizard you've ever seen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.2%.
The thriving lizardin economy, worth 59.2 trillion 5 peso coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 70,361 5 peso coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 423,306 per year while the poor average 5,274, a ratio of 80.3 to 1.
Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Lizard, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Angevin-Romanov Crimea's national animal is the Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Angevin-Romanov Crimea is ranked 22,019th in the world and 621st in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 45.22 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Angevin-Romanov Crimea lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » ECC Norway, Aadhirisian Puppet Nation, Kreushia, Tungstan, Honshu Government, and Three Galaxies.